Buy as is
Outside Greeting:
Happy Birthday!
Let this be a year of successes,
prosperity, and learning
from your mistakes.
Inside Greeting:
You can even learn from my mistakes too...
If you ever sleep over at your girlfriend’s
house and her parents ask you to
join them at the breakfast table, it’s
best not to ask them for a cup of coffee
to “kill the taste of pussy.” It’ll probably
make the rest of the meal pretty awkward.