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Greeting Cards
Why wait for a Birthday or Anniversary, when you can bring a smile to someone's face anytime of the year? Our All Occasion Greeting Cards are perfect for just that. Perhaps you are not looking for a Birthday Card, but just a simple message to a one-night stand, conveying that it's just common courtesy to have been told about the STD beforehand and btw you will now let the world know on Facebook. Whatever the sentiment may be, you can communicate it with our Occasional Greeting Cards. In fact since you can customize any of our greeting cards, just about any card can be used as an Occasional Greeting Card. And when your done, we'll even print and send them anywhere for you.
Keep Your Receipt Greeting Cards
Fuck You.
Greeting Card
5" x 7" 4-side folded
You’re still a dick.
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
But God doesn’t love everyone so
this day may turn out to really suck.
this day may turn out to really suck.
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
Unless you have a serious learning disability.
Then it’s just another reminder of how much
you wish you could read like everyone else.
Then it’s just another reminder of how much
you wish you could read like everyone else.
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
But I also think about how it
would be a great place
to bury a body.
would be a great place
to bury a body.
Greeting Card
5" x 7" 4-side folded
You can even learn from my mistakes too...
If you ever sleep over at your girlfriend’s
house and her parents ask you to
join them at the breakfast table, it’s
best not to ask them for a cup of coffee
to “kill the taste of pussy.” It’ll probably
make the rest of the meal pretty awkward.
If you ever sleep over at your girlfriend’s
house and her parents ask you to
join them at the breakfast table, it’s
best not to ask them for a cup of coffee
to “kill the taste of pussy.” It’ll probably
make the rest of the meal pretty awkward.
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
...in your basement.
Happy Birthday
you fucking freak!
Happy Birthday
you fucking freak!
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
As I grew older, I realized that you were
always re-telling those same stories
over and over.
Then I was sad ‘cause I realized you
were just crazy, and that explained all
the medication and the drooling.
always re-telling those same stories
over and over.
Then I was sad ‘cause I realized you
were just crazy, and that explained all
the medication and the drooling.
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
I’d take you to the amusement park,
But when I was younger, my brother
fell off the ferris wheel.
Now I just drink a lot.
But when I was younger, my brother
fell off the ferris wheel.
Now I just drink a lot.
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
Except maybe if you had
fucked my ass.
fucked my ass.
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
You’re the reason I’m gay.
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
Unless you’re in prison for something.
Then it’s probably just another day
of anal rape and the day isn’t
gonna seem real special.
Then you’d only remember this
birthday as the day I made you look
like some kind of circus freak
and you’d probably be mad
for a long time.
Then it’s probably just another day
of anal rape and the day isn’t
gonna seem real special.
Then you’d only remember this
birthday as the day I made you look
like some kind of circus freak
and you’d probably be mad
for a long time.
Greeting Card
5" x 7" 4-side folded
