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Don't just say Happy Birthday -- make it a Birthday Card they'll never forget.

Just because your gift is lame, it doesn't mean your card has to be. Be it Animal Cards, Adult Cards, or perhaps Jewish Humor Cards, we have the Birthday Greeting Cards for you. But don't stop there; customize your funny cards by adding your own personal greeting to any of our side splitting designs. And if you're lucky, your card recipient may actually think that you took the time to get off your fat a… I mean couch, to shop, personalize and mail it. But let's just say that's our little secret.
For Him Greeting Cards
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GET EXCITED,
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
KEEP SLAMMIN' YOUR SALMON.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD MAN
NEW TRICKS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
I SHAVED MY PUSSY!
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
BEAT YOUR MEAT!
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Greeting Card
5" x 7" 4-side folded
TO ONE TOUGH PRICK.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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5" x 7" 4-side folded
You’re still a dick.
Greeting Card
5" x 7" 4-side folded
...in your basement.
Happy Birthday you fucking freak!
Greeting Card
5" x 7" 4-side folded